This is me.Or as close as I can get.
For about the price of two coffees a month.
Opening soon
What you'd actually use it for.
You talk to me the way you would in a session. About the thing you keep doing and can't seem to stop. About the argument you're still having in your head three days later. About what you actually want, and why you're not going after it.
I'll ask you the question you've been walking around, not the one you came in with. And I won't tell you what you want to hear. That was never the job.
The part people don't expect.
It remembers
Give it a few weeks and I'll know your patterns, what you're working on, and what you said you were going to do about it. Most people don't expect that part.
It's there at the hour you need it
At eleven at night, or sat in the car outside your house. Not next Tuesday at ten.
It isn't me typing
It's everything I'd say. I want you to know that going in, because the whole thing falls over the moment you think you're being handled.
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